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Post by InaB on 09/11/12, 01:43 pm

chirp, chirp......

OK, at least I can offer a few really stupid laughs for you! Feel free to chime in.

Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
A: Because she ran away from the ball!

Q: Why do soccer players do so well in math?
A: They know how to use their heads.

Q: How do soccer players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans!

Q: Which soccer player has the biggest cleats?
A: The one with the biggest feet.

Q: Why should you not play soccer in the jungle?
A: There are too many cheetahs!

Q. Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
A: So she could tie the score

Q: Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
A: He was tired of being kicked around.

Q: What lights up a soccer stadium?
A: A soccer match.

Q: What tea do soccer players drink?
A. PenalTea!

Q. What runs around a soccer field but doesn’t move?
A: A fence

Q. What do you get if you cross a soccer player and a mythical puppet?
A: A centaur forward.

U13 Soccer Definition: A game consisting of 18 +/- skilled players, one impartial referee, two eagle eyed referee’s assistants and one stupid ball.
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Post by goodsport on 09/11/12, 02:34 pm

Those are great! Thank you for posting. Very Happy

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Post by 00scrmom on 09/11/12, 03:02 pm

InaB wrote:chirp, chirp......

OK, at least I can offer a few really stupid laughs for you! Feel free to chime in.

Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
A: Because she ran away from the ball!

Q: Why do soccer players do so well in math?
A: They know how to use their heads.

Q: How do soccer players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans!

Q: Which soccer player has the biggest cleats?
A: The one with the biggest feet.

Q: Why should you not play soccer in the jungle?
A: There are too many cheetahs!

Q. Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
A: So she could tie the score

Q: Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
A: He was tired of being kicked around.

Q: What lights up a soccer stadium?
A: A soccer match.

Q: What tea do soccer players drink?
A. PenalTea!

Q. What runs around a soccer field but doesn’t move?
A: A fence

Q. What do you get if you cross a soccer player and a mythical puppet?
A: A centaur forward.

U13 Soccer Definition: A game consisting of 18 +/- skilled players, one impartial referee, two eagle eyed referee’s assistants and one stupid ball.

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Three cheers for InaB!
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