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Twas the Night Before Signing

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Twas the Night Before Signing

Post by soccer315 on 30/06/13, 07:24 pm

Twas the day
before Signing,
All was quiet and fine
In the select soccer forum
Of girls ‘03.

The socks were put up
Right next to the cleats
In hopes of Olympics
From age 10 athletes.

The girls were all restless
And running round crazed
While dreaming up what to do
With all their free days.

And all of the parents
From Solar to Sting.
Were getting their Gear
And looking to Fall.

But while in the forum
Not much was the matter
No BS was flying
And not lots of chatter.

Sure there were disgruntled parents
Who were looking elsewhere
Due to contracts and playing time
It all was unfair.

But it’s their first select year
And they’re in the know
Bout all of the extras
That cost lots of dough.

And there were new parents
Who did not understand
The soccerois languagoris
Of this new foreign land.

When what to my wondering
Eyes should appear
But threads of advice
We all want to hear.

Thanks for keeping us laughing,
Informed and awestruck.
Making us think in the forum,
“WTH! WTF!”

Thanks for keeping us sane
In sight and in tune.
Knowing some of the parents
Belong in rubber rooms.

And you can hear me exclaim
As I’m about to log off,
“Select has driven me crazy!
Hell, my kid’s changing to golf!

credit goes to hardtruthsoldier123
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Re: Twas the Night Before Signing

Post by Rico_Passe on 30/06/13, 10:22 pm

funny but oh so true
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Re: Twas the Night Before Signing

Post by brucrew11 on 01/07/13, 07:08 am

Very very funny indeed considering who wrote it!!! Laughing 

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Re: Twas the Night Before Signing

Post by TripDDs on 01/07/13, 08:44 am

He didn't right it, it is copy/paste from every year. I rememer seeing it on turfmonster. Maybe KD can shed some light on who may have wrote it first.
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Re: Twas the Night Before Signing

Post by Guest on 01/07/13, 12:38 pm

TripDDs wrote:He didn't right it, it is copy/paste from every year.  I rememer seeing it on turfmonster.  Maybe KD can shed some light on who may have wrote it first.

I would like to take credit for this, however it "was" a copy/paste from a previous year. I am glad, as well as many other, to see this poem being continued.

I hope all of the '03s best of luck this upcoming season.

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