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Top 10 Reasons for no D2 results.

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Top 10 Reasons for no D2 results.

Post by Guest on 29/10/15, 10:05 pm

From the home office in Mexia, Texas.

The top 10 reasons the D2 Commissioner can't post results.

#10. The dog ate the results.

#9. I got lost on the way home and had to sleep in the car.

#8. Plano Premier League unleashed a cyber attack on my laptop.

#7. I was on a missing persons special assignment, looking for Go99.

#6. I was cowering in fear that Packrabbitt might "translate" the results.

#5. I was paralyzed by indecision when Gopher informed me that my results were inaccurate.

#4. The World Wide Web crashed when InaB made her 75 millionth post.

#3. Ohhhhhh who are we kidding..... I just don't care.

#2. I was in South America on a deposition for Sting.

And the #1 reason the D2 Commissioner can't post results.

I haven't received  the final approval from the Dallas Texans.

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Re: Top 10 Reasons for no D2 results.

Post by Seven on 29/10/15, 10:24 pm

OLJW wrote:From the home office in Mexia, Texas.

The top 10 reasons the D2 Commissioner can't post results.

#10. The dog ate the results.

#9. I got lost on the way home and had to sleep in the car.

#8. Plano Premier League unleashed a cyber attack on my laptop.

#7. I was on a missing persons special assignment, looking for Go99.

#6. I was cowering in fear that Packrabbitt might "translate" the results.

#5. I was paralyzed by indecision when Gopher informed me that my results were inaccurate.

#4. The World Wide Web crashed when InaB made her 75 millionth post.

#3. Ohhhhhh who are we kidding..... I just don't care.

#2. I was in South America on a deposition for Sting.

And the #1 reason the D2 Commissioner can't post results.

I haven't received  the final approval from the Dallas Texans.



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Re: Top 10 Reasons for no D2 results.

Post by dadof3 on 30/10/15, 07:21 am

That is greatness...
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for no D2 results.

Post by RightWingDad on 30/10/15, 10:00 am

OLJW wrote:#9. I got lost on the way home and had to sleep in the car.

Totally understandable, Ma-hey-a is a heck-of-a-long way away from here. Maybe it's time to consider Life Alert ;-)
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for no D2 results.

Post by InaB on 30/10/15, 02:31 pm

Hard to post when all you have is a chisel, hammer and stone. ;-) Good o b e OL
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for no D2 results.

Post by InaB on 30/10/15, 02:35 pm

That should read good one
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for no D2 results.

Post by Packrabbit on 30/10/15, 06:51 pm

OLJW wrote:From the home office in Mexia, Texas.

The top 10 reasons the D2 Commissioner can't post results.

#10. The dog ate the results.

#9. I got lost on the way home and had to sleep in the car.

#8. Plano Premier League unleashed a cyber attack on my laptop.

#7. I was on a missing persons special assignment, looking for Go99.

#6. I was cowering in fear that Packrabbitt might "translate" the results.

#5. I was paralyzed by indecision when Gopher informed me that my results were inaccurate.

#4. The World Wide Web crashed when InaB made her 75 millionth post.

#3. Ohhhhhh who are we kidding..... I just don't care.

#2. I was in South America on a deposition for Sting.

And the #1 reason the D2 Commissioner can't post results.

I haven't received  the final approval from the Dallas Texans.
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