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Twas the Night Before Signing Day

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Twas the Night Before Signing Day

Post by AtThePitch on 30/06/16, 08:37 pm

Copy and paste from previous years. Keeping the tradition going.

Twas the day
before Signing,
All was quiet and fine
In the select soccer forum
Of girls ‘06.

The socks were put up
Right next to the cleats
In hopes of Olympics
From age 10 athletes.

The girls were all restless
And running round crazed
While dreaming up what to do
With all their free days.

And all of the parents
And coaches Adames to Webb.
Were getting their Gear
And looking to Fall.

But while in the forum
Not much was the matter
No BS was flying
And not lots of chatter.

Sure there were disgruntled parents
Who were looking elsewhere
Due to contracts and playing time
It all was unfair.

But it’s their first select year
And they’re in the know
Bout all of the extras
That cost lots of dough.

And there were new parents
Who did not understand
The soccerois languagoris
Of this new foreign land.

When what to my wondering
Eyes should appear
But threads of advice
We all want to hear.

Thanks for keeping us laughing,
Informed and awestruck.
Making us think in the forum,
“WTH! WTF!”

Thanks for keeping us sane
In sight and in tune.
Knowing some of the parents
Belong in rubber rooms.

And you can hear me exclaim
As I’m about to log off,
“Select has driven me crazy!
Hell, my kid’s changing to golf!
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Re: Twas the Night Before Signing Day

Post by SD69 on 30/06/16, 09:08 pm

Never gets old.
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Re: Twas the Night Before Signing Day

Post by Dread Pirate on 30/06/17, 09:46 pm

It's that time again! Hoping everyone found the best fit for their DD. Congrats to all the players on their signings tomorrow and best of luck this year!

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Re: Twas the Night Before Signing Day

Post by 06Southgirl on 30/06/17, 10:48 pm

Best of luck this season 06 parents, coaches, and players. And cheers to all the managers up late tonight finalizing signing packets.
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