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OK, this is truly pathetic, I have to resort to....
by InaB 13/08/14, 10:18 am
Telling a bad joke to get a new topic started.
Three parents were bemoaning the fact that their team kept losing and was facing relegation.
"I blame the coach" said the first, "if he had signed new players then we could be a great!"
"I blame the players" said the second, "if they made more effort I am sure we would score more goals!"
"I blame my parents", added the third, " if I'd been born in another town my daughter would be on a decent team!"
Three parents were bemoaning the fact that their team kept losing and was facing relegation.
"I blame the coach" said the first, "if he had signed new players then we could be a great!"
"I blame the players" said the second, "if they made more effort I am sure we would score more goals!"
"I blame my parents", added the third, " if I'd been born in another town my daughter would be on a decent team!"
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Re: OK, this is truly pathetic, I have to resort to....
by SoccerRebel98 13/08/14, 12:33 pm
"I blame the other teams,"added a fourth,"they all play kickball...if I only had a fast forward too."
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Re: OK, this is truly pathetic, I have to resort to....
by dadof3 13/08/14, 12:40 pm
I took a break from the feeding frenzy on here and watched the shark week special on "submarine"...crazier than a few of the Ntx sidelines...and almost as many people getting attacked as on this site-lol!
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Re: OK, this is truly pathetic, I have to resort to....
by Valjoux13 13/08/14, 01:17 pm
Brilliant topic/joke. But all of the parents missed the reality of it all:
The honest parent said "I blame it on mating. All of us standing here on the sideline passed along such crappy genetics to our daughters. What chance do they really even have?"
The honest parent said "I blame it on mating. All of us standing here on the sideline passed along such crappy genetics to our daughters. What chance do they really even have?"
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Re: OK, this is truly pathetic, I have to resort to....
by SoccerRebel98 13/08/14, 02:00 pm
The honest parent said "I blame it on mating. All of us standing here on the sideline passed along such crappy genetics to our daughters. What chance do they really even have?" [/quote]
I knew it was my ex's fault...
I knew it was my ex's fault...
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Re: OK, this is truly pathetic, I have to resort to....
by SteamingBean 13/08/14, 04:37 pm
were the three parents a rabbi, a priest, and a baptist, and did they walk into a bar?
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Re: OK, this is truly pathetic, I have to resort to....
by SteamingBean 13/08/14, 04:57 pm
I blame the refs for not protecting the goalkeeper
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Re: OK, this is truly pathetic, I have to resort to....
by futbollove 13/08/14, 06:23 pm
SteamingBean wrote:I blame the refs for not protecting the goalkeeper
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