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Some Severely bad 6-year old jokes
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Some Severely bad 6-year old jokes
by InaB 28/08/14, 12:47 pm
OK, slow Thursday - here are some really bad kid jokes.
Where do cows go on a date? The Moovies
How much do pirates pay for their earrings? A buccaneer
What did the magician say when he lost his rabbit? Hare today gone tomorrow
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
Why did the robber take a bath before he robbed a bank? Because he wanted a clean getaway
What did one eye say to the other eye? Something between us smells.
Where does the king keep his armies? In his sleevies.
What do you call a pig’s karate move? A Pork chop.
Where do cows go on a date? The Moovies
How much do pirates pay for their earrings? A buccaneer
What did the magician say when he lost his rabbit? Hare today gone tomorrow
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
Why did the robber take a bath before he robbed a bank? Because he wanted a clean getaway
What did one eye say to the other eye? Something between us smells.
Where does the king keep his armies? In his sleevies.
What do you call a pig’s karate move? A Pork chop.
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Re: Some Severely bad 6-year old jokes
by Guest 28/08/14, 01:34 pm
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny.
What do vegetarian zombies eat? Grains.
What do vegetarian zombies eat? Grains.
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Re: Some Severely bad 6-year old jokes
by Guest 28/08/14, 01:48 pm
How do you make a handkerchief dance? Put a little boogie in it.
Whats brown and sticky? A stick.
What rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre
Whats brown and sticky? A stick.
What rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre
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Re: Some Severely bad 6-year old jokes
by Guest 28/08/14, 02:02 pm
Why did the cowboy get a weiner dog? Someone told him to get along little doggie.
What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom? Linoleum blown apart.
What do vampire zombies say? Veins.
Seriously folks somebody stop me!
What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom? Linoleum blown apart.
What do vampire zombies say? Veins.
Seriously folks somebody stop me!
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Re: Some Severely bad 6-year old jokes
by kukeeperdad 29/08/14, 10:49 am
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
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Re: Some Severely bad 6-year old jokes
by futbollove 29/08/14, 11:28 am
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school? - Bison
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Re: Some Severely bad 6-year old jokes
by soccerisfun 29/08/14, 12:59 pm
Why did the booger cross the road? He kept getting picked on.
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