Top 10 reasons you know you are a soccer player

#1 you know you are a soccer player when
Every time you see a soccer ball you want to run out and kick it.
#2 you know you are a soccer player when
Your jersey number becomes your lucky number.
#3 you know you are a soccer player when
Soccer t-shirts and jerseys take up more room in your closet and drawers than your actual clothes.
#4 you know you are a soccer player when
Your friends want to go out but you often say, "I can't, I have soccer."
#5 you know you are a soccer player when
You have gone through more cleats than shoes and you know that walking on cement with cleats is like a sin.
#6 you know you are a soccer player when
That one mile run in gym is nothing to you.
#7 you know you are a soccer player when
You see a soccer tan on your legs: White calves, tan knees, and white thighs.
#8 you know you are a soccer player when
You feel like punching a wall when you forget your pre-wrap and no one else has any.
#9 you know you are a soccer player when
Someone bumps into you in the hallway and you instinctively elbow them hard in the ribs.
#10 you know you are a soccer player when
You go get a haircut you make sure the lady knows it has to be long enough to fit in a ponytail

#9 Classic

InaB, many on this list go for Refs also.
Rm

Too true Refmike, too true

Or, when during volleyball tryouts you instinctively kick every volleyball that comes your way. (ok it only happened twice, and they still let her on the team)

Score!!!! Um, er, Out! 

Another dead giveaway is when your kid instinctively tries to head the ball during her game then realize she's playing basketball.  

LOL

My DD got a point in volleyball heading it over the net back in seventh grade

InaB wrote:
#9 you know you are a soccer player when Someone bumps into you in the hallway and you instinctively elbow them hard in the ribs.

That cracks me up

1. Those cool new jeans fit perfectly on your waist and hips but you can barely get them on over your muscular thighs.

2. You have the most bizarre leg tan at the pool.

3. Pedicure? Are you kidding? It would be nice just to have all 10 toenails.

4. At the Spring formal, you are the only one with a farmer's tan.

5. Your wrist has permanent indentations from ponies.

Good ones 5050! Keep em coming Ya'll

When you make fun of the boys for taking a dive...

Or when you show up for holiday pictures wearing a Nike headband and ponytail.

When you explain to your high school soccer/linebacker coach how to perform an offside trap

When your Mom yells at you because it's 35 degrees out and you head out the door to the school bus wearing a winter coat, ear warmers, gloves,

...and shorts.

When your parents are broke and drunk

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OMG you made my morning!! I'm laughing in my office like a hysterical hyena! :-) Thanks!

You guys are geniuses

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I believe we have a winner..