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Top 10 reasons you know you are a soccer player

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Top 10 reasons you know you are a soccer player

Post by InaB on 12/11/15, 11:38 am

#1 you know you are a soccer player when
Every time you see a soccer ball you want to run out and kick it.
#2 you know you are a soccer player when
Your jersey number becomes your lucky number.
#3 you know you are a soccer player when
Soccer t-shirts and jerseys take up more room in your closet and drawers than your actual clothes.
#4 you know you are a soccer player when
Your friends want to go out but you often say, "I can't, I have soccer."
#5 you know you are a soccer player when
You have gone through more cleats than shoes and you know that walking on cement with cleats is like a sin.
#6 you know you are a soccer player when
That one mile run in gym is nothing to you.
#7 you know you are a soccer player when
You see a soccer tan on your legs: White calves, tan knees, and white thighs.
#8 you know you are a soccer player when
You feel like punching a wall when you forget your pre-wrap and no one else has any.
#9 you know you are a soccer player when
Someone bumps into you in the hallway and you instinctively elbow them hard in the ribs.
#10 you know you are a soccer player when
You go get a haircut you make sure the lady knows it has to be long enough to fit in a ponytail

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Re: Top 10 reasons you know you are a soccer player

Post by Tiki-taka on 12/11/15, 11:55 am

#9 Classic
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Re: Top 10 reasons you know you are a soccer player

Post by Refmike on 12/11/15, 12:01 pm

InaB, many on this list go for Refs also.
Rm
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Re: Top 10 reasons you know you are a soccer player

Post by InaB on 12/11/15, 12:25 pm

Too true Refmike, too true
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Re: Top 10 reasons you know you are a soccer player

Post by SteamingBean on 01/12/15, 12:58 pm

Or, when during volleyball tryouts you instinctively kick every volleyball that comes your way. (ok it only happened twice, and they still let her on the team)
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Re: Top 10 reasons you know you are a soccer player

Post by InaB on 01/12/15, 01:12 pm

Score!!!! Um, er, Out!  Very Happy
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Re: Top 10 reasons you know you are a soccer player

Post by progressiveparent on 01/12/15, 01:57 pm

Another dead giveaway is when your kid instinctively tries to head the ball during her game then realize she's playing basketball.  Embarassed

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Re: Top 10 reasons you know you are a soccer player

Post by InaB on 01/12/15, 02:23 pm

LOL
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Re: Top 10 reasons you know you are a soccer player

Post by fliptc on 02/12/15, 11:57 am

My DD got a point in volleyball heading it over the net back in seventh grade
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Re: Top 10 reasons you know you are a soccer player

Post by nolanryan on 03/12/15, 08:37 am

InaB wrote:
#9 you know you are a soccer player when Someone bumps into you in the hallway and you instinctively elbow them hard in the ribs.

That cracks me up
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Re: Top 10 reasons you know you are a soccer player

Post by 5050Ball on 03/12/15, 09:52 am

1. Those cool new jeans fit perfectly on your waist and hips but you can barely get them on over your muscular thighs.

2. You have the most bizarre leg tan at the pool.

3. Pedicure? Are you kidding? It would be nice just to have all 10 toenails.

4. At the Spring formal, you are the only one with a farmer's tan.

5. Your wrist has permanent indentations from ponies.
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Re: Top 10 reasons you know you are a soccer player

Post by InaB on 03/12/15, 11:55 am

Good ones 5050! Keep em coming Ya'll
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Re: Top 10 reasons you know you are a soccer player

Post by NeverWalkAlone on 03/12/15, 03:07 pm

When you make fun of the boys for taking a dive...
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Re: Top 10 reasons you know you are a soccer player

Post by progressiveparent on 03/12/15, 03:18 pm

Or when you show up for holiday pictures wearing a Nike headband and ponytail. santa

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Re: Top 10 reasons you know you are a soccer player

Post by texas628 on 04/12/15, 09:32 am

When you explain to your high school soccer/linebacker coach how to perform an offside trap

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Re: Top 10 reasons you know you are a soccer player

Post by Guest on 04/12/15, 09:41 am

When your Mom yells at you because it's 35 degrees out and you head out the door to the school bus wearing a winter coat, ear warmers, gloves,

...and shorts.

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Re: Top 10 reasons you know you are a soccer player

Post by Seven on 04/12/15, 09:52 am

When your parents are broke and drunk
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Re: Top 10 reasons you know you are a soccer player

Post by fliptc on 04/12/15, 10:06 am

cheers
Seven wrote:When your parents are broke and drunk

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Re: Top 10 reasons you know you are a soccer player

Post by ImTheMom on 08/12/15, 09:28 am

OMG you made my morning!! I'm laughing in my office like a hysterical hyena! :-) Thanks!
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Re: Top 10 reasons you know you are a soccer player

Post by InaB on 08/12/15, 10:15 am

You guys are geniuses
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Re: Top 10 reasons you know you are a soccer player

Post by SD69 on 08/12/15, 11:24 am

Seven wrote:When your parents are broke and drunk
I believe we have a winner..
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