Re: Which club has the hottest moms?

by Slim 02/03/12, 08:00 am

hottestsoccermominDFW wrote:
Slim wrote:
hottestsoccermominDFW wrote:ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! YOU FOUND ME. I HAD TO CREATE AN AVATAR AND CLAIM THE TITLE JUST FOR THIS POST.

Hello Gorgeous, care to play 1v1?

BITE ME PIG!

Oh, is that a variant of the game: HORSE?

by hottestsoccermominDFW 02/03/12, 08:15 am

Slim wrote:
hottestsoccermominDFW wrote:
Slim wrote:
hottestsoccermominDFW wrote:ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! YOU FOUND ME. I HAD TO CREATE AN AVATAR AND CLAIM THE TITLE JUST FOR THIS POST.

Hello Gorgeous, care to play 1v1?

BITE ME PIG!

Oh, is that a variant of the game: HORSE?

I felt something kick!

by nukem 02/03/12, 08:47 am

bwgophers wrote:
jj4mel wrote:
coachr wrote:
Itsme wrote:Finally a "who's best" thread that has some merit! Clearly Solar moms are the hottest and SR Bates 01 leads the pack!!
Lotta bling on that team. Are those fake diamonds?

Very nice bling!

"And even if we win! Even if we play so far above our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days; even if God in Heaven above comes down and points his hand at our side of the field; even if every man woman and child held hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn't matter because all the really good looking girls would still go out with the guys from ~~Mohawk~~ Southlake because they've got all the money! It just doesn't matter if we win or we lose. IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!..."

by Slim 02/03/12, 09:18 am

hottestsoccermominDFW wrote:
Slim wrote:
hottestsoccermominDFW wrote:
Slim wrote:
hottestsoccermominDFW wrote:ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! YOU FOUND ME. I HAD TO CREATE AN AVATAR AND CLAIM THE TITLE JUST FOR THIS POST.

Hello Gorgeous, care to play 1v1?

BITE ME PIG!

Oh, is that a variant of the game: HORSE?

I felt something kick!

Whoa Nelly - maybe we should move this conversation to private messaging - there might be some DD's sneaking on their parents' accounts to check their latest FBR ranking or to see which club is looking for "two more players" - why is it always two?

by Guest 02/03/12, 09:22 am

Slim wrote:

Whoa Nelly - maybe we should move this conversation to private messaging - there might be some DD's sneaking on their parents' accounts to check their latest FBR ranking or to see which club is looking for "two more players" - why is it always two?

Because NTX soccer families always travel in pairs. Like women going to the restroom in a restaurant. Can't gossip about the coach, manager, other parents, players, etc. without a partner...

by angrydog 02/03/12, 02:10 pm

Jklivin wrote:

And the hepatitis C makes her extra hot!

by EyeSnapPhotos 02/03/12, 02:22 pm

angrydog wrote:
Jklivin wrote:

And the hepatitis C makes her extra hot!

And Tommy Lee has shopped there also.

by Jklivin 02/03/12, 04:13 pm

EyeSnapPhotos wrote:
angrydog wrote:
Jklivin wrote:

And the hepatitis C makes her extra hot!

And Tommy Lee has shopped there also.

Don't forget about Kid Rock...

by Itsme 02/03/12, 04:31 pm

Jklivin wrote:
EyeSnapPhotos wrote:
angrydog wrote:
Jklivin wrote:

And the hepatitis C makes her extra hot!

And Tommy Lee has shopped there also.

Don't forget about Kid Rock...

And Bret Michaels....must have a drive-thru express lane.

by bigtex75081 02/03/12, 04:49 pm

Which club has the hottest moms? - Page 2 Pam_SoccerMom11-6-06

I see 3 kids in this picture and all of them have the same haircut. How'd that happen? Do clubs in California require a specific haircut as a part of their uniform kits?

by DEUTCHERULES 03/03/12, 02:53 pm

sick male species...however typical... so typical.
it is pretty crazy to see moms in rhinestone studded jeans and heels at soccer games. can't they at least let their daughters have the atten
tion for one hour?

by JeffM 03/03/12, 03:44 pm

DEUTCHERULES wrote: sick male species...however typical... so typical.
it is pretty crazy to see moms in rhinestone studded jeans and heels at soccer games. can't they at least let their daughters have the atten
tion for one hour?

Absolutely not! The only reason they are out there with the DDs is because the dads with kids in CLUB soccer have MUCH more money than those in REC.

by Slim 03/03/12, 03:46 pm

DEUTCHERULES wrote: sick male species...however typical... so typical.
it is pretty crazy to see moms in rhinestone studded jeans and heels at soccer games. can't they at least let their daughters have the atten
tion for one hour?

I agree - Men can be so shallow.

by EyeSnapPhotos 03/03/12, 08:40 pm

bigtex75081 wrote:
I see 3 kids in this picture and all of them have the same haircut. How'd that happen? Do clubs in California require a specific haircut as a part of their uniform kits?

Modeled after Sunshine from Remember the Titans, shocking resemblance. Shocked

by coachr 04/03/12, 06:25 am

EyeSnapPhotos wrote:
bigtex75081 wrote:
I see 3 kids in this picture and all of them have the same haircut. How'd that happen? Do clubs in California require a specific haircut as a part of their uniform kits?

Modeled after Sunshine from Remember the Titans, shocking resemblance.

Pam Anderson was on that show?

by Sooner than later 04/03/12, 08:11 am

Itsme wrote:
Jklivin wrote:
EyeSnapPhotos wrote:
angrydog wrote:
Jklivin wrote:

And the hepatitis C makes her extra hot!

And Tommy Lee has shopped there also.

Don't forget about Kid Rock...

And Bret Michaels....must have a drive-thru express lane.

Should be like throwing a hotdog in the hallway.

by EyeSnapPhotos 04/03/12, 08:58 pm

coachr wrote:
EyeSnapPhotos wrote:
bigtex75081 wrote:
I see 3 kids in this picture and all of them have the same haircut. How'd that happen? Do clubs in California require a specific haircut as a part of their uniform kits?

Modeled after Sunshine from Remember the Titans, shocking resemblance.
Pam Anderson was on that show?

It was the pilot for Barb Wire.

by Jklivin 05/03/12, 08:30 am

Which club has the hottest moms? - Page 2 Soccermom

Can someone tell me what days this team practices on? Looking for a new team for the dd. Smile

by oldboot 05/03/12, 08:56 am

Jklivin wrote:

Can someone tell me what days this team practices on? Looking for a new team for the dd.

They may be the only team in NTX who is NOT looking for 1-2 more players. Shocked

by Jklivin 05/03/12, 09:19 am

oldboot wrote:
Jklivin wrote:

Can someone tell me what days this team practices on? Looking for a new team for the dd.

They may be the only team in NTX who is NOT looking for 1-2 more players.

You're probably right. Just wanted to find a team with great parents and a good coach.

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